Newby from PA

Ok, so I've been lurking for some time.
Just reading the mail, looking at the photos,
and gleaning some tech tips while minding my P's and Q's....
Well somebody up and posted a piece about work stools
and before I knew it I hit the reply button and boom! I got
busted by the forum's Newby Patrol Unit.
So now I have to post in this section or apparently be
condemned to mule power from now on.
So HELLO everybody!
I'm Lawnless. Got me a five + acre spread here on the
Philadelphia, PA's Main Line and there ain't more than a dozen
shoots o' grass on the whole dang parcel ! I have a 72" MMM
that makes quick work of all that (side gaffaw).
I am retired but got a consulting gig with a local manufacturing
company that makes fancy, portable "Dark Suckers" (Google it?).
Sorry to be so long winded but I don't want to get kicked off the site.
There is no logical explanation for these photos (complete user incompetence?).
The UTV does not defy gravity and the JD drone photo was taken (without my permission)
during the legal PA grass hunting season.

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